This video has been circulating on WeChat and since we can’t find the video outside of this network, we uploaded it onto youtube because it’s fucking HILARIOUS!
Chinese grandparents are sick and tired of your excuses for not showing up to wish them 新年快樂!You best get up, get dressed and 拜年 muthafuckas!
Thanks to our reader Nathanel Amar we now have the ORIGINAL video! Here it is filmed, edited and put together by Malaysian video company Grim Film. The track is even available for free download further below! (Lyrics are also now included)
This is Grim Film’s write up:
“Unappreciative grandkids complains about Chinese New Year and their grandparents overheard. Hurt by their statements, how will they react and reconcile?”
By the way, this is the best YouTube comment under this video:
Check out more Grim Film here: https://www.facebook.com/grimfilm
Verse 1
I am your grandma
I only see you once a year
I know you’d rather be out with your friends
But now you’re mine till I say it ends (NEVER!) *Group shout*
If you want the ang pao
You have to serve me tea
Wish me luck, health, prosperity
Don’t just sit & play “Cho Dai Di”
Chorus
It’s that time when we come together
It’s that time where you don’t leave me alone
It only took you way too long to be
I’m on my way, this is way too much for me
Hey kids, I need you to listen,
I’m old, not long enough to live,
When a call rings, just pick up the phone,
Hey Ah Boy please just come back home
please just come back home
please just come back home
please just come back home
Verse 2
So gong xi fatt choi
I don’t know when I will die (CHOI!)
You better eat and say that it’s nice
I boiled the soup since 1985 (YAO MO?!)
I sit here and I can’t move,
Can’t talk, just mumble for some food
The paralysed grandpa,
Just happy to stare at you
*awkward silence*
*philippino accent “yes sir.”
Chorus
It’s that time when we come together
It’s that time where you don’t leave me alone
It only took you way too long to be
I’m on my way, this is way too much for me
Hey kids, I need you to listen,
I’m old, not long enough to live,
When a call rings, just pick up the phone,
Hey Ah Boy please just come back home
please just come back home
please just come back home
please just come back home
Outro
Just come back, just come back home
Don’t leave me in an old folks home
Just come back, just come back home
Don’t leave me in an old folks home
Just come back, just come back home
Don’t leave me in an old folks home
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